Why I Do What I Do

Because I can.

Why her cat food bills are so high

Hey lady. Lady. More, ok? Got it?

Put down the phone, enough with the freaking interviews. Ill-fay the owl-bay.

What? Of course we are. This is .. uh .. Fluffy, and .. uh .. Fuzzy, and Fifi .. no ..

HURRY UP

HI I THREW UP ON HER NEW EASELS FOR THE TRAVELING PHOTO THING - DO YOU WANT TO SEE A DEAD FLY? IT'S HERE ON HER CHAIR - I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE NOW - GET A MOVE ON

Stop working.

The Big One spends too much time writing.

I can't figure out how to unplug her computer. But I have hacked into her twitter. She doesn't know it.

Get moving

I really don't care who gets credit.

Quando il gato non c'e, i topi ballano. That's what I say.

Someone's got to keep this place shipshape while The Big One is on the road.

About time

I've been telling them all along: Take credit. Do they listen?

The floor. When is it going to be done?